White on White Lace on Satin

By,   Nan Falkner

 “Mama we’re getting married!”  This was the beginning of a wonderful and thrilling chapter that would transform Carrie Ann’s life into a whole new wondrous way of looking at the world.  White on White, Lace on Satin was a song her mother would sing to her when she was a little girl.  She knew that someday her “TRUE LOVE” would come.

Steven was the cousin of Laurie’s husband and Carrie was Laurie’s best friend and her maid-of-honor.  This unlikely set of coincidences led to the Union of two people, living several hundred miles apart.  Six children later, happiness still abounds.


This entry was posted on April 2, 2019. 3 Comments

When the light is Low

By, Nan Falkner

             “. . . I love the flowers, I love the daffodils.  I love the firelight when the light is low. . . That’s what we were singing when all of the sudden there was this HUGE ruckus in the next canyon over.  Don’t know what was going on.   You know, some of their friends were visiting us at the time.  The Indians seemed to be real friendly and cordial.   Well they jumped up, raised their tomahawks, and ran chanting weird songs.  All of the sudden, we heard shouting and screaming.  We were scared out of our wits!    It was scary.”


This entry was posted on February 6, 2019. 73 Comments


by Nan Claire Falkner

“It’s about time we got some respect – We are a peace loving people!  Forget what you’ve read in those cheap nickel readers.  YOU HEAR ME?  Sorry, I didn’t mean to raise my voice.  We do tend to sit around a bonfire and drink White Lightening on holidays.  We deserve it, you know.  It’s hard being portrayed as   . . .  Wait a minute . . . .  LITTLE MAN has brought me distressing news.  I shall have to cut this documentary in half.  I must attend to an onslaught of . . . unwelcome soldiers.  I suggest you RUN NOW!“



By, Nan Falkner

The group decided to relocate to a country that gives away free medical service, free education, free food, free clothing, free housing and the best of all, free money!   All they had to do is get there!  Sounds good doesn’t it?  Everyone agreed and pointed the way North.  “It’ll work, it always has!” the Leader said.  The Man with the bolt cutters laughed and showed the Leader what he had brought for the trip! “Ha, ha, ha” laughed the Leader. “This is just too easy; they won’t know what to do!  It will be fun.” he mused!  “Fun, Fun, Fun!

This entry was posted on January 3, 2019. 12 Comments

Tom’s Green Thumb

PHOTO PROMPT © Ronda Del Boccio

By, Nan Claire Falkner

Living on the 35th floor of a high rise didn’t make it easy to get in touch with Nature or men.   Bored, Tonya decided to improve her dull Brick patio by going to “Tom’s Green Thumb” store.  She grabbed a cart and searched the aisle marked EASY CARE PLANTS.   After ten minutes, she was frustrated.

A really cute guy came to help her.

“I’m Thomas Thumb.  May I help you  . . . Miss? “

“Carter,” while pinching herself she added “Yes.”

“Didn’t you sit behind me in Botany 101 class first year at State?”

That simple question turned into a family of four.


This entry was posted on August 12, 2018. 16 Comments

Thar’s Gold In Them Thar Holes!



By, Nan Claire Falkner

If the Contessa hadn’t been on this extreme diet, he wouldn’t be digging up the back yard.  “Lose 10 pounds Overnight” was the catchy slogan for the radical new weight loss program sweeping the Land of Goshen.

“Hey Contessa, how many rings did you lose?”  Rusty, the crochety yard man screamed.  He had a vile temper.

She, being the epitome of refinement and culture, constantly had blue birds singing while encircling  her head.  The lovely Contessa sang him an answer:  “Due to the rapid weight lose, all five of my gold rings slipped off my fingers while on the throne.”


This entry was posted on June 5, 2018. 8 Comments

These Boots Caught a Man!

“My rain galoshes may look older than Methuselah, but they caught your dad!” Laurie told her children,   Rachel, Sarah and Trevor.  They were mesmerized.

Mama squeaked trying to hold her breath while changing Trevor’s loaded diaper.  Sarah fidgeted to keep from laughing.  They knew their mother had grown up poor but didn’t know what poor looked like.   Mama could see that realism was sinking in. “These boots helped catch your father.”  Mama went on “While running to the store, it started to rain and my feet got soaked.   In my path was Daddy, fixing his old bicycle with duct tape.”



By, Nan Claire Falkner


Katy entered the dimly lit shop with trepidation.  In the corner was a basket of kittens.  Putting her glasses on she noticed there were drawers filled with animal hair, crushed bugs, a one gallon milk jug of Sloth Juice, Life Blood, glass jars of assorted spiders (poisonous and non-poisonous), a glowing green leather book, rows of filing cabinets and barrels on the floor labeled Finger of Toads, Remedies for the Lonely, Kitty Treats, assorted foul aromas, and a container labeled Incantation and Spell books were alphabetically shelved behind the counter. A grin slowly took root when she read a bulletin marked “Satisfied Customers.”

“How can I help you dearie?” a high pitched voice asked.

Katy looked into the kind eyes of an old woman dressed in black. “Yes Ma’am.  I need help with  . . . well, a personal matter.”

“I see” Madam Rue replied. “Does he have a name?”


This entry was posted on May 19, 2018. 4 Comments

When the Water Flowed Freely

By, Nan Claire Falkner

Wilbur Thompson rested there for over an hour reminiscing about the childhood fishing cabin he and his father had built sixty years earlier.  “Where had all the time gone?  Heck, where did all the water go?”  With a sigh of longing he said “Damn dam!”

For years he had told his wife what it looked like and the fish they would catch together.  Afterwards, they would take the fish home and Mama would fry it up with cornmeal on their potbellied stove.  “ I wish someone could bring this place back to life!”

Hearing a loud BOOM he laughed   “DYNOMITE!”

Tree Fairy Where Art Thou?

By, Nan Claire Falkner

“I didn’t do nothing!  I’ve been growing three years basking in the sunshine, minding my own business and suddenly, the wind picks up and it gets real dark.  The sky opened and here comes this storm whipping at my branches and tearing me apart. WHAM!  I get burned by a lightning bolt.  The cacti are out to get me.  I’m only a Scrub but, I could use a little help here!  The weeds are stealing all the water!”

The cacti ran away singing and the last thing the pathetic twig whispered as a gigantic buzzard landed on it was “Crap!”