By, Nan Claire Falkner
If the Contessa hadn’t been on this extreme diet, he wouldn’t be digging up the back yard. “Lose 10 pounds Overnight” was the catchy slogan for the radical new weight loss program sweeping the Land of Goshen.
“Hey Contessa, how many rings did you lose?” Rusty, the crochety yard man screamed. He had a vile temper.
She, being the epitome of refinement and culture, constantly had blue birds singing while encircling her head. The lovely Contessa sang him an answer: “Due to the rapid weight lose, all five of my gold rings slipped off my fingers while on the throne.”