The best Home Fried Chicken and Batter French Fries was the “Special of the Day.”
Every Fourth of July, Auntie Mary would fry chicken and go to the fair.
This year, a slick lawyer came in seeking to steal the café. He talked to the gal behind the bar. “Sign the dotted line below, Auntie M, and I’ll get you big money. I have $500 in cash if you sign right now.
“I can’t read, but okay Mister, and she signed with a X. He gave her $500 cash, rushed out the door with a contract signed by the waitress.