By, Nan Claire Falkner
Herbs new wife Bertha wasn’t very romantic – or maternal. She ate the last batch of their babies. Sometimes he saw an evil look in her eyes while looking at him. He stayed with her though.
Coming home from the BUGALOO Holiday party last night, he saw a dead beetle. His wife had a sweet tooth for beetles so this would make a great Christmas present for her. Hopefully she would share it with their babies.
So, he wrapped.
Christmas morn Bertha smiled at him and motioned to the new kitchen floor.
Herb moved toward the fly paper – then stopped.