Herbs new wife Bertha wasn’t very romantic – or maternal. She ate the last batch of their babies. Sometimes he saw an evil look in her eyes while looking at him. He stayed with her though.
Coming home from the BUGALOO Holiday party last night, he saw a dead beetle. His wife had a sweet tooth for beetles so this would make a great Christmas present for her. Hopefully she would share it with their babies.
So, he wrapped.
Christmas morn Bertha smiled at him and motioned to the new kitchen floor.
Three years after what seemed a never ending biblical drought; the spring rains deluged the forest and brought the life giving nourishment that the parched land craved. So much, that the river rose over its’ banks and downstream it began to flood.
As the den leader cleared the levy, he noticed all the trash near the bank. “Okay you guys, this is your project. Clean this embankment. We have a permit to burn the trash up on the hill. Your reward will be your environmental merit badge.”