Learning to drive a trash truck was not as easy as it looked. After Billy Bob read the book, looked over the truck, and practiced with a plastic refuse tub, he thought he would cinch the test. After paying his $10 fee he followed the officer out to the truck.
He hit an outhouse and three mailboxes on Old Wire Road and a dogs bowl. But, Martha (the license officer) said he would still pass. Pulling into the parking lot, he hit some pallets full of flowers and ivy ready to be planted at her house.
“Them’s my flowers. You Flunk!”