Congratulations! You have just purchased the world’s best paper shredder. Please read all directions before operating the Rambuster 1000.
- Carefully take the Rambuster 1000 out of the packing box.
- Plug the Rambuster 1000 into any 110 volt electrical outlet.
- Now you are ready to shred any incriminating materials, such as illegal contracts, proof of bonuses received from government; emails sent from L. Lerner to anyone concerning all illegal actions and/or all documents relating to mismanagement of public funds within the IRS; Department of Veterans Affairs;
- Read and memorize the 5th amendment.
- Hire a good lawyer.