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Carefully take the Rambuster 1000 out of the packing box.
Plug the Rambuster 1000 into any 110 volt electrical outlet.
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In 1970 Arkansas, there were few basements. The center of the house, or the sturdiest bathroom was considered ‘shelter’ for many during storms.
The family that lived across the street from Elmdale Shopping Center heard the sirens and they dove into the hallway, as they could hear a roaring “train” coming toward them.
Thirty seconds later, it was raining on everyone in their pajamas. Sisters, Debbie and Nancy Emmett held onto each other shaking violently. “Thank you God!” The family survived unharmed – the house wasn’t as lucky.
In the backyard, between lightening bursts, they could see the unused storm shelter.