By Nan Claire Falkner
“Plebes, since we can’t drink on campus anymore and you still have to go through initiation, when the next nerd walks by, throw the water. Do Not Throw It On A Lady! Or we’ll all be doomed to loneliness the whole semester. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?” The fraternity president said.
“YES SIR!” the pledge class hollered in unison.
“Classes are over in ten minutes!” He added.
An hour later, the members were looking at each other in horror.
“I can’t believe what just happened!” The leader of the pledge class said, looking at the Sorority Mom wet and on the ground.