By, Nan Claire Falkner
“Hey There! I’m up here on top of the hay! Can you see me? Hey Mister – you with the camera. Look up here! I need your help! I fell out of my window last night (whoops, too many drinks) onto this truck or whatever it is – I need to get back to my room. Can you stop the truck?”
“Well, sure lady, but what were you doing last night?”
“I was sneaking my way back into the room so our Chaperone wouldn’t catch us partying”
“So how’s that plan working for you?
“Don’t know yet – her name is Sandra.”