By, Nan Claire Falkner
With the dust explosion last year, Grandpa opened his new shop in the old chicken house. It had plenty of light plus good air circulation. He also installed a state-of-the-art vacuum dust collector system. After all, the fire marshal had written “careless smoking” under ‘cause.’
“Well, it wouldn’t happen again.” Mama said, having the workmen put up the new sign.
“Now you mind what you’re a doing from now on! “No more smoking!”
“Yes dear,” he said putting his Copenhagen back in his suspenders. “Besides, I quit!”
“So you say!” she said, as she threw his pipe in the well.